So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I love you. Go after that dick
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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