Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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