yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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