you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Best friends brother. Beat that.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
