ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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