OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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