Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him