What should our trivia night team be named?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.