we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress