What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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