i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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