Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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This couple is walking their pig around campus
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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