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• (212): View more from New York

  so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account

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  damn...impressive bar tab

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  no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night

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  i got kicked out last time for laughing

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• (631): View more from New York

  fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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• (845): View more from New York

  She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.

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  she is way to in-touch with her childhood

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?

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  Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.

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