who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.