The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.