Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(509): View more from Washington

Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol

(661): View more from California

HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator

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(240): View more from Maryland

Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra

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(703): View more from Virginia

just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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(586): View more from Michigan

there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.

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(928): View more from Arizona

This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

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(631): View more from New York

speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.

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(716): View more from New York

I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship

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