We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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