So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
im on a boat
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