doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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