My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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