Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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