I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Boobs are out for the taking
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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