I accidentally had phone sex last night
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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