How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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