There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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