and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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