these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He is an equal opportunity slut.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Randomize
