I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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How external is "for external use only"?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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