Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
do herpes really smell.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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