At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he puts the penis in happiness.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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