lets start a swedish sibling band together
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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