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• (415): View more from California

  Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

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  Recession joke.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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• (253): View more from Washington

  she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.

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• (516): View more from New York

  My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery

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• (310): View more from California

  Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.

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