She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.