So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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