Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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