: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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