sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
