I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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