People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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