all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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