My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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