And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Randomize
