if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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