You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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