If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I love how my cats smell like pot.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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