now i know why i became what i already was.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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