I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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