That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
