My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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