By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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