how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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