at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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