I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You dont lie about slip and slides
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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