I'm going to jail i love you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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