I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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