Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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