Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."

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(848): View more from New Jersey

it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.

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(253): View more from Washington

I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.

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(317): View more from Indiana

she was licking his armpits.

(317): View more from Indiana

asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration

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(949): View more from California

And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."

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