Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.