i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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