i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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